Saturday, January 21, 2017

To My Tattoo Artist

Dear Rob Bob, our family tattoo artist,

As I'm sure you already know times are rough all over. 

Things here could be better. We've had a lot of bills come due that we thought we could put off. But since the county passed that new law limiting the number of roadkill animals you can pick up and use in a restaurant, a large portion of our income has been restricted. 

As such I thought I'd write to you and request an extension for payment of our family tattoos. 

I really hope we can work something out, I'd hate for the entire family to have one butt cheek repossessed. I'm not sure how that works or where my husband would put his wallet if you had to do that. 

He's a lefty see, and if he puts his wallet in his left hand pocket it makes him limp from being off-balance. 

Please let me know if you can grant an extension. My husband has said for years he works his ass off but I doubt he meant it was available for repo.

Thanks, 

Mrs. Bertha Sue

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